Dick Armey is the biggest bumbler in the long history of Congressional bumblers; he's a perpetual malaprop machine; as mean and nasty a snake as ever walked upright. The. man. is. a. total. moron. Trent Lott, the trashy Southern cousin of Bob Dole, heir to the title of Senate King of Corporate Welfare, is a lot smarter than Armey, which means he's more dangerous. Mind you: Lott isn't smart, witness his unapologetic meetings with racist white supremacist organizations in MS, but he's way smarter than Armey.

Choice: Dick Armey because Barney Frank gets his revenge

Mike Billips

Well, Dick was The New Republic's Man of the Millennium. But Trent was a cheerleader at Ole Miss. Strong qualifications, both. I would have to vote for Armey, as the marginally more loathsome character. Because in either case, I'm heading to Washington with scoped .30-06 to exercise the ol' Oswald veto, if you know what I mean.

Choice: Armey, but not for long. (P.S. Dear Secret Service. I'm kidding.)

Summary

Armey Lott

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