MAN ESCAPES EXCREMENT ICE BALL!

C'mon, National Enquirer, top that headline! A chat with a friend prevented injury and extreme humiliation to a man near Seville, Spain, recently. The two were talking when a 9-pound ball of ice and poo fell from a clear sky after likely being ejected from a plane far above. Police retrieved the 8-inch ball, which smashed the hood of the man's car, and the probe into its digestive origins continues.