Thursday, 10 February 2000
.....
The Obscure Store
served me up an
article about a travelling preacher who supposedly looks
like Jesus. I have no quarrel with this fellow, who is
apparently sincere in spreading the word about something in
which he believes.
I do have a quarrel with the people who think he looks
like Jesus. These are the ninnies who drink up the KJV in all
its mystical sounding "thee", "thou", and "smite"-ness like
Guyana Kool-aid. Those of you faithful who can put two and two
together and who paid attention in both sunday school
and history class may leave the room now since you
already know this. The rest of you... Jesus was not a
blonde-haired, blue-eyed caucasian man!
That's right, you ninnies! Your savior was probably much
closer in apprearance to our friend Yasser
Arafat. To most, who actually pay attention to the
lessons, this matters not one bit. But there are many who have
taken offense to this suggestion. One young lady I talked to
even suggested that my assertion was offensive and
blasphemous.
Of course, she didn't use big words like "offensive" and "blasphemous".
This is Jesus wasn't a white dude! <http://monkeyfist.com/articles/218>
