Jane, you ignorant slut.

We apologize for the divergent opinions. Those responsible have been sacked.

No, really, they have not been, and will not be sacked. That's the point of the Monkeyfist, after all. We each have an independent editorial voice, and we each will continue to express it. It is our hope that our audience, whoever you are, will come to recognize our individual editorial voices as soon as you hear them. You may say, "oh that Niel, he never has anything interesting to say", or "Joel sure has a way of finding just the right obscure irreverent comment", or "grrr, Ole Man Billips, that gun-toting, liberal/conservative, hodgepodgity conundrum of a man just makes my ears tingle with rage!"

Excellent, then we have achieved our purpose. If it really annoys you, we may come up with a way to further customize your view of our front page, for example keeping certain contributors off it.

The debates will continue, just not on the front page. Look for news.monkeyfist.com coming one day real soon!